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switching blogs!!!

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much appreciated :)

(ps follow and message me on there if you want me to follow back. it was a 1d blog so i need to get more teen wolf on there.)

drunklydias:

casual reminder that just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her (◡‿◡✿)


eyebrowgod:

wolfmindmessiah:

themasonmoore:

eyebrowgod:

whoreiblejokes:

eyebrowgod:

i don’t wanna have sex

i want a razor scooter goddammit

liar

look bruh

you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards

or get the sickest air of your life

the choice is obvious

Why do you think you feel shitty after sex?

because i could have been getting the sickest air of my life

damn tru

Lydia After Dark (07.08.13) [x]

bootykun:

malformalady:

Hand-shaped icicle

no this is fuckin bullshit i can’t draw a hand to save my life but some water drips into that shape on accident
no fuck you nature fuck you

bootykun:

malformalady:

Hand-shaped icicle

no this is fuckin bullshit i can’t draw a hand to save my life but some water drips into that shape on accident

no fuck you nature fuck you

  • Live While We're Young: We're gonna party and fuck
  • Kiss You: Let's fuck
  • Little Things: You have imperfections but let's fuck anyway
  • C'mon C'mon: Ditched my date so we could fuck
  • Last First Kiss: I've had this crush on you for a while so let's fuck
  • Heart Attack: You look hot and I'm jealous so let's fuck
  • Rock Me: Let's definitely fuck
  • Change My Mind: Tell me if you want me to stay the night so we can fuck
  • I Would: Your boyfriend's a tool, so let's fuck
  • Over Again: You're lonely and I miss you so let's fuck
  • Back For You: I've been away so let's have a nice fuck when I get back
  • They Don't Know About Us: We've been fucking for a long time
  • Summer Love: We had this thing in the summer where we fucked a lot
  • She's Not Afraid: You have nice cleavage, let's fuck despite your inability to fall in love
  • Loved You First: Fucked you first
  • Nobody Compares: You are the best fuck buddy
  • Still The One: I still wanna fuck

ouijamatic:

my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.